i dont know why but this is one of the most attractive gifs of dan ever
I think it’s so attractive because like most times we see him it’s when he’s talking to us, saying something he’s planned or thought out to some degree but in this gif he’s just kind of in his own little world and he’s so into playing and it’s just so cute and let me die now
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one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
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can we talk about chocolate oranges for a second
wow so beautiful
Let’s talk about them again
sure
WHACK AND UNWRAP
DON’T TAP IT! WHACK IT!
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So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
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I’m paranoid to the point where I want to punch myself in the face…like even if people tell me they enjoy my company, invite me places, and happily start conversations with me, I will still be 700% convinced that I am a waste of their time and that they secretly hate me and are talking to me only because they feel they have to
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we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
we’re all thinking of pete wentz
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